Jensen Huang Vents About Investigation To New Russian Girlfriend

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The Onion's satirical article mocks NVIDIA CEO Jensen Huang venting about a corporate investigation to Svetlana, a Russian girlfriend he met 20 minutes ago and fully trusts. At press time he was following her advice to relax by letting her log onto his computer and handle his tasks for the day.

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