Jensen Huang Fucked Everybody
Brian Phillips' satirical Ringer piece imagines Nvidia announcing CEO Jensen Huang's resignation after reports of an affair with an employee and with a Singaporean executive alleged to be a Chinese spy, sending investors into a sell-off for fear the AI bubble will burst. The satire uses the imagined scandal to mock Silicon Valley's godlike CEOs and argue that AI stocks' grip on 401(k)s and pensions means a collapse would wreck millions of ordinary savers.
