The New York Times' Late Night Roundup collects late-night comics mocking President Trump's pre-midterm speech at the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool: Jimmy Kimmel dubs it the "Pettysburg Address" and riffs on the "repeatedly botched" pool, while Fallon jokes only 60 people came and Trump vowed to become "Mr. Veto," and Jon Stewart calls it an "I had it cleaned" speech. Bill Maher answered Trump's ranting about him on Real Time, and the roundup also notes Min Jin Lee's coming Daily Show appearance and the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame's $195 million expansion.