A Down to Earth newsletter visits Cop31 in Antalya, where hosts played world leaders the Eurovision-flavoured song "Let's Cop" after dancers and a troupe costumed in plastic waste, and finds Trump, Macron and Merz absent from Wednesday's leaders' gathering. The newsletter scores progress "nul points" for Turkey and Australia's fossil-fuel use, slow emissions cuts, and lacking climate finance ahead of a looming El Niño.