Jessica M. Goldstein's satirical New Republic column bids farewell to the Cybertruck as Musk announces production is winding down, surveying its record recalls, deadly fires, and collapsing sales alongside Musk's $500 million midterm loss and Democrats' sweep of Texas statewide offices. Joking that the truck is "toxic masculinity" in physical form and a hammerhead shark that is also a microwave, she calls it dangerous by design and cheers Musk's defeat.